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31 Dec, 2009

Just Another Tuesday in Japan

Posted by: shift In: Humor| Videos| Weird

A chimpanzee in overalls fondles a statue, then goes to the bakery to pick up a cake, but the pack of bulldogs he’s walking turn on him and chase him down the road before a bird of prey steals the chimpanzee’s cake. Or, as it’s called in Japan, “Tuesday.”

23 Dec, 2009

Al Franken Draws US Map from Memory

Posted by: shift In: General| Videos

He must have practiced this A LOT!

17 Dec, 2009

“-All You Zombies-”

Posted by: shift In: General| Style| Weird

Not sure how I’ve missed reading this in the past. But I’m so glad I found it. This has to be the most amazing time travel story I’ve ever read…. and it’s short!

Read this, and then clean up the mess of your brain exploding afterward.

“-All You Zombies-” by Robert A. Heinlein

20 Nov, 2009

The Amen Break

Posted by: shift In: General| Music| Videos

The Amen Break is a 5.2 second drum sample. Yet, these 5.2 seconds have spawned entire sub-genres of music – jungle, drum-and-bass. It also served to jump start early hip hop and sample-based music.

The origin of the Amen Break goes back to a 1969 recording by The Winstons. The 4-bar sample comes from a Drum Solo in the middle of the song  “Amen, Brother”.  The solo was played by Gregory Sylvester “G. C.” Coleman.

“Amen, Brother” was the B-side to The Winston’s Grammy winning hit single “Color Him Father”.

The break has been used by countless artists, producers, and DJs. However, The Winstons have never received any royalties for the sampling.

Download the sample here

Mathematician Michael S. Schneider analyzes the Amen Break with the Golden Ratio.

Watch a comprehensive video documenting the Amen Break:

14 Sep, 2009

Kanye West interrupts Barrack Obama

Posted by: shift In: Humor| Videos

02 Sep, 2009

Cash4Gold Sucks!

Posted by: shift In: General

Read this excellent article at the Consumerist about Cash4Gold, and their business practices. They also seem to like to sue people who write anything negative about them.

So, if you want to send your gold to this company, and get about 10% of it’s actual melt value, go right ahead.

03 Jul, 2009

Michael Jackson’s Best Dance Ever

Posted by: shift In: Music| Style| Videos

Sure, Motown 25 was his breakout performance, and introduced the moonwalk. But this performance was legendary. It has everything- crazy moonwalks, and the best (and scariest) popping you’ll EVER see.

03 Jul, 2009

1801 Presidential Crypto Finally C®4Ck3d!

Posted by: shift In: Tech

A 200-year old encrypted message sent to Thomas Jefferson has finally been solved by Dr. Lawren Smithline, a 36 year old Harvard Alumni and professional cryptologist.

The message was originally sent by Robert Patterson (not Pattinson, you Twilight freaks!), who was a mathematics professor at the University of Penn, and friend of Jefferson.

In this particular letter, Patterson described 4 requirements for a “perfect” cipher:


1. It should work in any language.
2. It should be easy to memorize.
3. It should be simple to perform.
4. It should be indecipherable to anyone who doesn’t have the key.

    The Wall Street Journal explains exactly how Smithline cracked the cipher. Pretty intense stuff!

    Harvard Magazine explains exactly how complicated the cipher was:

    In his more sophisticated code, Patterson wrote his message openly, without capitals or spaces, but vertically on ruled paper, “in the Chinese manner,” in columns from left to right. This produces a grid of lowercase letters that are gibberish when read left to right, but a perfectly clear message when read in columns. Next he broke this grid into sections of up to nine lines each, numbering each line 1, 2, 3, etc., and re-ordering them randomly within the section—though all sections would repeat the same reordered sequence of numbers. He also inserted up to nine arbitrary letters at the beginning of each line, which had no bearing on the message content but drastically increased the inscrutability factor. He ?lled vacant spaces at the end of the line with similarly random letters.

    From now on, all text on this blog will be written using the Patterson Cipher. Good thing most of the posts are Videos! Haha

    01 Jul, 2009

    How Real Men Go Fishing

    Posted by: shift In: Videos| Weird

    This is how ALL fishing should be done.

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